The Crawlstitution, Second Annual, July 4th 2026 — a skeleton Lady Liberty raising a bottle on a colonial street
The Second Annual

Patriotism is dead.
Long live the crawl.

JULY 4 · 2026 · RICHMOND, VA
INDIGO HOUSE
THE CRAWL COMMENCES IN
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Cast Your VoteTip the Bartenders
Repay Your Hosts

Everyone you meet tonight built a bar, bought the booze, and is pouring it for you, for free. You don’t owe us a thing. You owe them everything. So tip them stupid, and buy the shirt.

Crawlstitution wax seal
KARLIE & LUKE
your hosts & the guilty parties
Tip the BartendersEvery cent to the tip poolAcquire RegaliaCrawl gear, proceeds to the poolTip via Venmo@Karlie-Libraro
XIV Houses of Sin
Outside
FeastThe Giving TreeFar OutProst!Hot Dog Hole
Upstairs
Richland ReserveEl Barito Kevino
Downstairs
The BeanProfessor Oak's LabRock Bottom NutritionThe Ninth CircleThe ConfessionalElectric Psychedelic Pussycat Swingers Club
Special Guest
In-Peach-MintIn-Peach-Mint, the traveling Jell-O-shot bar, appearing wherever it pleases.
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